Misc: United States Slogans
This is a bunch of amusing alternative
slogans that people have come up with for their states
compiled from a variety of sources. Speaking of
which, if you've got a good one then please let me know.
Alabama: "At Least We're Not Mississippi."
Alaska: "11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!"
Arizona: "But It's a Dry Heat."
Arkansas: "Litterasy Ain't Everthing."
California: "As Seen on TV."
Colorado: "If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother."
Connecticut: "Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character"
also: "New York City's OTHER Suburb".
Delaware: "We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water."
Florida: "Ask Us About Our Grandkids."
Georgia: "We Put the Fun in Fundamentalist Extremism."
Hawaii: "Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)."
Idaho: "More Than Just Potatoes . . . Well OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good."
Illinois: "Please Don't Pronounce the S."
Indiana: "2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free."
Iowa: "We Do Amazing Things With Corn."
Kansas: "First Of The Rectangle States"
also: "Don't Blame Us, We Voted for Dole".
Kentucky: "Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names."
Louisiana: "We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign."
Maine: "We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster."
Maryland: "A Thinking Man's Delaware."
Massachusetts: "Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)."
Michigan: "First Line of Defense From the Canadians."
Minnesota: "10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000 Mosquitoes."
Mississippi: "Come Feel Better About Your Own State."
Missouri: "Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work."
Montana: "Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies and Very Little Else."
Nebraska: "Ask About Our State Motto Contest."
Nevada: "Prostitutes and Poker!"
New Hampshire: "Go Away and Leave Us Alone."
New Jersey: "Ya Wanna >$%>! Motto? I Got Yer >$%>! Motto Right Here!"
New Mexico: "Lizards Make Excellent Pets."
New York: "You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney . . ."
North Carolina: "Tobacco is a Vegetable."
North Dakota: "We Really are One of the 50 States!"
Ohio: "We Wish We Were In Michigan
also: "Don't Judge Us by Cleveland".
Oklahoma: "Like the Play, Only No Singing."
Oregon: "Spotted Owl . . . It's What's For Dinner."
Pennsylvania: "Cook With Coal."
Rhode Island: "We're Not REALLY An Island."
South Carolina: "Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender."
South Dakota: "Closer Than North Dakota."
Tennessee: "The Educashun State."
Texas: "Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I speak English)."
Utah: "Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus."
Virginia: "Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?"
Washington: "Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!"
Washington, D.C.: "Wanna Be Mayor?"
West Virginia: "One Big Happy Family -- Really!"
Wisconsin: "Eat Cheese or Die"
also: "Come Sniff Our Dairy Air"
The Bibble Pages, Christian Molick, email@example.com