From: topman4u@io.com (Greg Havican)
Newsgroups: soc.motss
Subject: Would you like to see my hose?
Date: 1 Dec 1994 00:35:08 GMT

Some Subject eh? :-)

The following is a true story:

I had to go outside a little earlier today to get something out of my car 
when I spotted a fire truck parked at the back of the building.  One of 
the firemen was on the dock phone talking to someone inside.  I walked up 
to the other firemen on the truck and jokingly asked if I could have a 
ride around the parking lot, to which one replied, "Well sure, but you'll 
have to ride on my hose." to which I replied (in my best southern bell 
drawel), "Well, I nevah!  I hardly even know you."  He promptly turned beet 
red, and I burst into laughter, which only made him redder.

Greg